Reblogging Julia
A critical analysis of the public ramblings of the creature formerly known as Ms. Baugher, who provides a manic amount of content to parse.
Every little thing she does is tragic.
Talk to me (juliabaugher at gmail) Always held in strict confidence.
Loveliest of Days
“Also, if you’ve made a decision to be negative, please leave my site alone. Do not reblog my writing with something nasty. Instead, please go punch a pillow or slam a door! I promise you will feel better.
I hope you have a lovely day.”
Dear Ms. Baugher,
I don’t think you’re sincere about any of that. First, your primary job has you appearing on television, saying negative things about celebrities you haven’t met, but have read about online. Although Alanis Morisette has not yet written a song on the topic, I think she would probably entitle it “Hypocritical.” I don’t think people would argue about the meaning of that term.
Second, I think only a teenager would suggest that I punch a pillow or slam a door, and, as you frequently point out, you went to Georgetown, and are learning about leveraged buyouts during your lunch hours. . Your banality can and does inspire comment, if only for the same reasons that you are employed by Star Magazine to opine on Britney’s state of mind. Incidentally, I think yours is as precarious as hers, and you are both rocking a great body as of late. Cheers to self-delusion as a weight loss tool. This country is ready for that self-help book.
I hope you have a lovely day, filled with revisted and revised past journal entries and lamenting the unbearable loss of a four month relationship largely conducted for show and public attention. You have suffered greatly, certainly more than most people in Africa generally and Darfur specifically, and it is generous of you to share your lessons with the world.
Although I do think Dalas has some intriguing ideas and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.