Reblogging Julia
A critical analysis of the public ramblings of the creature formerly known as Ms. Baugher, who provides a manic amount of content to parse.
Every little thing she does is tragic.
Talk to me (juliabaugher at gmail) Always held in strict confidence.
A winner is you, Joshua David Stein.
I will never attain the biting wit and wisdom of your Gawker post. Your last paragraph nailed it better than anything I have done or could do, and I humbly bow to your superior analytical skills. Behold:
I would suggest Allison’s strongest asset is her blind disingenuousness. This quality allows her to expose and enrich herself via her outrageous antics on the internet, parlay her popularity there into a high-paying job, as part of that high-paying job speculate wildly on the death of other human beings, reproach herself afterwards for not showing enough tit and at the same time appeal to the Wikipedia community to remove a perfectly legal and fine picture as a “human being.” That is truly a rare and wondrous thing.
You, sir, are also a truly rare and wondrous thing. You are a gentleman and a scholar. Here’s to your promising freelance career, presumably with more enriching subjects, and a lifetime supply of keffiyehs.
Incidentally, the offending picture at issue, which I sincerely find quite fetching, should be preserved and revered. Web historians and people with spare memory on their hard drives should save it for their archives.
It is Our Lady of Introspection, literally turning the other cheek.