Reblogging Julia
A critical analysis of the public ramblings of the creature formerly known as Ms. Baugher, who provides a manic amount of content to parse.
Every little thing she does is tragic.
Talk to me (juliabaugher at gmail) Always held in strict confidence.
Feb 2, 2008
3:39pm
Truisms.
- A $500 ensemble is not expensive. Particularly when you factor in the $2000 Chanel bag left on the bedside table.
- Such a bargain ensemble, however, may lead to unsightly wrinkles. There is nothing wrong with looking like you spent the evening on your knees at the Wav. Not when you have a “very real” Chanel bag. One of four, in fact.
- If the paparazzi shows no interest, strike an exaggerated pose for your own camera. [Ed. Note: Bonus points for subtle name dropping. Outstanding, actually.]
- $50 plates of pasta and cheese are supposed to make you want to throw up. It also important to document your meal in its original condition.
- Anyone can become an expert on the psychological and legal matters of a publicity hound. All you need is the right v-neck and a bookmark to tmz.com. [Ed. Note: This truism applies only to dating columnists and spokespersons for supermarket tabloids.]
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