Reblogging Julia

Of BUIs and fanny packs.

I am baughering under the influence, so the following parsing might be subpar.

• We covered this earlier, but you might want to take a page out of Our Lady’s book of introspection and ponder why you want to remove laugh lines.  At 26.   What if you laugh regularly again and start to look like a person who enjoys her life?  WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?  Erase all physical evidence of prior good times?
• You don’t know anything about Nick Denton?  How odd, since Julia has quite a relationship with him.  She must not have ever mentioned him during your BFrenemyship.  Incidentally, he’s gay.  And you haven’t been well received as a Gawker celebrity.  Perhaps he just isn’t that into you. Have you read that book???!?!?!  You totally should.
• YAY!  Meghan gets schwag services for plugs, too.   And evidently, no need for scissors at that appointment.
• If you are looking for guys who wear those pants, perhaps you are chasing the wrong demographic.  Is all I am saying.
• Here’s hoping they value a blog mention from a hanger-on! 

Finally, thanks to the tipsters who pointed out Our Lady’s appearance on the web today, and her reference to this here ’parody site.’  Note to JA:  I don’t think you know what that word means.  Also, seriously, if you can tell Britney to lose the extensions, I can tell you the same.  Horrible.  Bad, midwestern-sense-of-style horrible. 

Fanny pack horrible.