Reblogging Julia

A critical analysis of the public ramblings of the creature formerly known as Ms. Baugher, who provides a manic amount of content to parse.

Every little thing she does is tragic.

Talk to me (juliabaugher at gmail) Always held in strict confidence.

Mar 17, 2008 11:28pm

Our little buttercup.

Our Lady of Introspection continues her path to reinvention by blogging by extensions.   As I am a person of loose morals who enjoys the drink, today is like my Valloween, only in green, not pink.   I am therefore parsing this one in an Irish brogue:

  • “Life will give you whatever experience is most helpful for the evolution of your consciousness.” Thanks, Oprah!! 
  • You know what is helpful for evolution of your consciousness? LIPDUBS!.  A little something she took from her last relationship, and much more rewarding for an evolving consciousness than a MacAir.
  • She looks great, aside from those frightening extensions that seemed to be strangling her.  I was immediately reminded of this scene from Poltergeist, but then I remembered this one with the clown and I thought it better captured the moment.  Clown disappears, then reappears behind you with a maniacal grin and wraps itself around your neck.  2:55 mark if you want the quick and dirty visual.  God, I hate clowns.
  • I must say, it was a freaky but timely choice of song, but I think the intended takeaway is that other people built her up, only to take her down.  Just like Britney Spears and her extensions.  Birds,feathers, etc..
  • Better living through astrology?  IN BED!  I am curious how the extensions will fare when her outsides matches her insides and whether Mary is the stylist for all that.  Also, if it was all just a character, does that mean she wasn’t PUTTING IT ALL OUT THERE AND BEING UNFAIRLY JUDGED?  I’ll consult an astrologist and report back.
  • Yes.  It really is golden.
  • Finally, and while technically a repeat, ERIN GO BRA!
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