Reblogging Julia

Conspiracy theory.

The interns tipsters have spoken, and no one seems to believe that the Handmaiden of Passive Aggression authored her “Thank You” note to JL.  There is a strong suspicion that it was ghostwritten by a certain irrepressible Pink Lady who is currently on an Oprah Magazine-advised limited hiatus.  The evidence, in tidy bulleted form:

• Mary spells like a 5th grader and admittedly can’t work spellcheck.  Horrifically attrocious, actually.  A tradgedy even.  It is highly unlikely that she could write that many words, including a few of the ten-cent variety, and not commit a half dozen spelling errors.
• Mary cannot string together a sentence, let alone an argument.  Case in point:  “You knew that your perspective didnt cross my mind when you posted that. You knew it was a shallow comment that was actually funny, and in no way mean spirited. As a blogger, although I can’t say that I have read your blog before, you know that comments get taken out of contest.”  Hell, I have parsed JA for weeks and I can’t even begin to understand what the fuck Mary is trying to say.
• Emphasis on branding yourself?  Well, that sounds vaguely familiar.
• Final exhibit:  “As for the proofreading aspect, I was out with friends, but I’m guessing you weren’t.”  Yes, Mary.  You were ostensibly out with friends, yet still picking fights on the internet during bathroom breaks.  Glass houses, string bean.  Glass houses.

I tend to agree with the interns.  That post was at a high-school grade level, and Mary is still playing dodgeball in middle school.  Methinks Our Lady of Introspection is ghostwriting for her friend who was held back, but dumbing it down a little in the interest of appearing somewhat believable.   Fucker should have bought her the MacAir.