Reblogging Julia

A critical analysis of the public ramblings of the creature formerly known as Ms. Baugher, who provides a manic amount of content to parse.

Every little thing she does is tragic.

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Mar 28, 2008 1:14am

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

  • The Handmaiden of Passive Aggression is a failed reality television star.  Stunning, that.
  • It appears Leven Rambin got all the acting talent in the family.  That has to sting a little, since she doesn’t know the rules about respecting her elders. 
  • Next thing you know, Leven Rambin will be dating men her sister’s age, and getting more Gawker hits.  She probably doesn’t even need fillers.  Little shit.
  • That must be why the Handmaiden would rather post pictures of her, uh, outfit? than make any mention of her much younger sister, Leven Rambin, who is more successful, gets more action in her sister’s pool, and won’t abide the taint of kryptonite brand association.
  • It apparently goes both ways. Leven Rambin’s Wikipedia  entry mentions Dad, Mom and brother, but NO mention of her wildly successful, reality television star and style maven sister, Mary Rambin*  And sadly, Mary has no Wikipedia mention.  Nor any plug for her business on Leven’s official website.  Sad crumple face.
  • WHEW.  I have used the name Leven Rambin in this post more than the Handmaiden ever has on her blog.  You hear me, Google?
  • Sure, the Handmaiden’s reality show was cancelled after two episodes (out of only six filmed) and Julia bombed spectacularly as a contestant on a reality dating show, but the third time has to be the charm, right? Surely Leven isn’t moonlighting on primetime. 
  • Well, I would tune in, if only to catch the Handmaiden’s sly little digs at JA.  Our Lady of Introspection does have questionable taste in many choices, including friends, hair extensions, and common sense generally.
  • I am not hopeful, though.  Breakout reality television programs, and by extensions (or the transitive property, you decide), the participants, have become successful because they came out of nowhere and captured fresh attention.  Two of the three of them have been elbowing others for the spotlight for quite a while, with little success beyond their neighborhood, and their detractors are much more vocal than their fans.  Or so I have heard.  
  • No worries, though.  Our Lady of Introspection missed the limelight and attention New York and is coming back.   Family is so overrated!
[Ed. Note: The fine editors at Wikipedia have written in to acknowledge that the entry now includes a Mary mention.  Hooray, Leven, you have a new sibling and its a girl!]
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