Reblogging Julia

No one enjoys cold turkey.

To take the edge off, a few quick parsings. This is my long kiss goodnight, and I will use tongue:

• The elusive Forbidden Side of Our Lady’s face! Now, this is only secondhand, and purely anecdotal, but I have it on decent authority that Ehren Kruger attempted such a daring shot while working at Fox News, and the trauma of it resulted in The Ring.
• If we haven’t heard from Brian Van in a few days, do NOT browse his Tivo. I saved it. Save yourselves.
• Let us take a moment to survey the look. Wristbands that were hipster edgy two years ago? Check. Dallas Cowboy cheerleader earrings? Check. Improbable tranny hair? Check. Chipmunk cheek pursing? Check.
• When you really think about it, BJ tool is a pretty apt description of Our Lady’s fashion sense. [Update: reblogged here and elsewhere, since the Handmaiden of Passive Aggression deleted her dig caught her Freudian slip.]
• This is the same fashion expert who can’t spell Donna Karan and who can’t even spell seam. A tradgedy of a preformance, really. Behold the value of a USC degree.
• And what of Leven? Poor, sweet, innocent Leven. She had a sister for less than week before her fameball chasing sibling publicist scrubbed any mention of her sister Mary from Leven’s Wikipedia page.
• I wonder who is paying or sending sexy dirty chats to Jimmy Wales.

More to come, including answers to your emails and wildly awesome tips from the tipline. Jesus, you folks waited until the end to bust out the good stuff.