Reblogging Julia

Blind items.

• WHAT 20-something who blogs about her lip injections boasted via proxyblog about getting carded. [Ed. Note: she doesn’t even have a NY license, which is sort of a perfect metaphor.] My guess is that it was an 18-and-under party, or the doorman thought she resembled a certain unrelated actress, albeit with much more sun damage.
• Let me see if I understand correctly. She disapproves of people carrying distinctive bags at private parties, but designs unmistakeably tacky fanny packs for the wrist for a living. She posts photographs of people without their knowledge to slag on their obvious desire to brag about their designer purse, but posts videos of herself, describing in painstaking detail each and every label she is wearing. And, after only 54 pages of blogging on tumblr, she was schooled on the followers feature and can’t believe how mean and critical other people can be.
• WHAT “dating expert” has a business plan to infiltrate the Zuckerberg family via the side door window of the affable younger sister? The tipsters say that she is confident she can elbow the elder Zuckerberg’s girlfriend out of the proverbial pursed pose picture, if she can only score an invite to the sister’s wedding.
• [Ed. Note: Our Lady of Introspection has really demonstrated her range in her efforts.]