Reblogging Julia

Footprints.

A word of thanks to the interns tipsters, who have been very creative in their attempts to keep baugher an ongoing concern. My personal favorite implored me not to stop until the hair extensions are gone, but all of the emails have been laugh out loud funny. Also, dishy, and we’ll get to all of that before the end of our journey together. Just know that during the dark times? Yeah, I was carrying you.

In the meantime, may I parse? Yes? ONWARD:

• Wasn’t me. Still, it is odd that only her account was hacked, although maybe the other seven most hated people on the internet don’t have tumblrs. Or aren’t trying to get a reality show.
• I think Mary is a devotee of baugher. In this post, she calls out JA’s inability to parse anyone else’s words but her own AND she states that BEING HONEST IS NEVER EASY, BUT IT IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
• Which is probably why Mary is proxyblogging JA’s newest ‘relationship’, since the Pink Lady will never again exploit a relationship for public attention.
• And while we’re at that particular non-hiatus from blogging, let me just say that anyone who has read her dating advice column came to that same generalization. It is almost like the Pink Lady should develop a skill set of some sort, since the television punditry is kind of awful.
• Side note: your face is going to get frozen in that pose, and while you may think there are enough lip injections to counteract the wrinkles, you could probably start a pack a day habit with fewer cosmetic consequences.
• May I suggest a rousing game of spin-the-trust-fund-roulette? I am a little nervous about the production values on your “greenlit” show.
• Just a well sourced hunch here, but I suspect the person who tipped Valleywag on that story is the same one who tipped them on this one. It is almost like said tipster had, at one point, access to private information. Scrunchy that.
• Silly rabbit. No one should think this is JA. Not a pink dress, no hideous hair extensions, and the only thing Our Lady of Introspection would have to talk about with Dan Rather is colossal career mistakes.
• Also, I don’t think the Pink Lady gets demoted to “good friend” until the next attempted reality show: Frenemies: How Friendships Destroy Families on Lifetime. Jennie Garth as Mary (Tori Spelling was disqualified on account of tits), and Valerie Bertinelli (she’s skinny now!) as Our Lady of Introspection. Meghan’s part can be cast from the extras’ call.