Reblogging Julia
A critical analysis of the public ramblings of the creature formerly known as Ms. Baugher, who provides a manic amount of content to parse.
Every little thing she does is tragic.
Talk to me (juliabaugher at gmail) Always held in strict confidence.
Blogger, please.
Oh Julia
Scrunchy, I thought I explained that correlation is not causation. You might have narrowed down one of the uploaders, but don’t mistake that for knowing who generated the content. Quite frankly, there is no way for you to know, even if the brass at tumblr were violating their TOS, which I am confident they are not. But you really think you know, goddamn it.
An experiment for you. Publicly point the finger at someone you really, really think is the author, but isn’t. You can imagine how badly that might work out if that person is familiar with the legal system. Particularly if your efforts to unearth your reblogger were considered within the scope of your employment, and implicated Star Magazine and Time Out.
And, sweet thing, let’s be honest. You aren’t scared of your reblogger at all. Fear for your safety has nothing to do with this, and to be blunt, like most of your exes, I have no desire to be anywhere near you.
I don’t publish blind items as veritable truths and you know it, and in any event, you have been called out on these issues before. I would normally point out here that you are the public face of a supermarket tabloid who goes on television to discuss unsubstantiated rumors about public figures, yet have some bizarre outrage when it is done to you, but I think we have established that introspection isn’t really your thing. Instead, ponder for a moment what I don’t publish, and wonder where that information came from.
I am not obsessed with you — quite frankly, I am so bored with you and your entourage and, as I mentioned earlier, I am on my way out — but ask yourself why you care who writes this. You are upset with the insight, not the author. Or, to frame it in familiar terms, this is really about you and not me.
It is curious that you are getting so prickly now, on the eve of the shuttering of this here baugher blog. It is almost as if you have a new venture to launch and would miss the attention. Also? I never wanted to be your Facebook (or otherwise) friend. Good luck with your demons. I hope you have a lovely day.