Reblogging Julia

Of clown pants and tight hats.

In memory of regular baughering….. 

• Let me see if I have this straight:  Our Lady of Introspection can’t fill out her pants and her hat can’t fit around her extension-burdened head.  Meanwhile, the Handmaiden of Passive Aggression is thoughtfully bringing sexy camel toe back and she doesn’t have the head to fill out the hat.  Well played, Meghan.  Give them enough rope and all that.
• If you want to be taken seriously in the tech community, show up at a Wired event sporting a tight white shirt, ribbons adorning your pigtailed extensions, something approximating parachute pants, and oversized glasses to fully communicate your respect of the players in the business.  Playing dumb is an original and thought-provoking way to draw attention to oneself and I salute her groundbreaking efforts to reinvent herself - there really aren’t enough Hooter girls in that market, especially ones who can purse it real good.
• It was unfortunate that her effort didn’t net her a headline mention on Valleywag.  It is almost as if there is nothing more to be said about her, as she has been thoroughly deconstructed.  Weird, that.  On the upside, at least Valleywag isn’t chronicling her every move, since it is plainly evident that she absolutely wouldn’t want that. 
• Oh, and since I am here, would publicly divulging the confidential terms of your ex’s departure from his job and his mental health issues constitute treating someone like crap?  Related:  if so, is that grounds for slapping the shit out of someone?  And further related:  did any of her friends tell her that publicly violating an ex’s privacy constitutes treating someone like crap and therefore worthy of a bitchslap of epic proportions, and if so, who did it and do they have my email?  Just mildly curious. 
• This is awesome.  This is just freaky.
• This isn’t irony.  This is getting frenemy dumped by NYT Mag blog.  We remember getting dumped by blog, yes? 
• blah blah blah, you don’t drink.  Duly noted.  That article made AOL posts seem informative.  It is almost as if she has lost her will to blog.  What’s the matter, sweet Scrunchy?  No one paying attention?