Reblogging Julia

Press on tattoo.

Ahem.

Our Lady of Introspection got a tramp stamp on her wrist, which is probably the body part of hers that sees the most action, if you really think about it. Three letters: LIU.

• Does she see herself in a Charlie’s Angels movie with Lucy? Could be, as those taxicab confessions aren’t going to keep her in the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed. Except they probably are - single, stalkery and social kryptonite.  Living differently apparently means starring in ProActiv filler spots on a cable network you have never heard of - from Web 2.0 to public access cable 1.0.  To be captured in a photoshoot for a magazine you also never knew existed.
• Did she trade Harvard Business School for Long Island University? That seems a little too self-aware for our Lady of Lee Press-On Nails.
• Apparently, the drunken-girl-on-spring-break inspiration for this was the immortal words of her grandmother - Let It Unfold - who hasn’t spoken to her daughter-in-law (Our Lady’s mother) for 29 years. That has to make her mother proud.
• Safe bet is that it is easily removed.   Our Lady is as edgy as an omelette, and, as Mary so graciously pointed out, it doesn’t work well with pearls.  Luckily, Mary has just the wrist fannypack to save the day. 
• Meghan?  I think you know I know.  Don’t let me down.  This one time in band camp, I was totally on your team.  Pull the trigger, Meghan. 
• Finally, there was this bizarro thing on their TMI website, where all three of them basically admitted that they use sex as currency and something they dole out on a schedule.  Yeah.  Stunning that they are all single.  Want to live differently?  Stop thinking you are holding some holy grail of fulfillment, as most men can give as well as they receive.  Bases?  Are you in fucking high school?  Jesus.  Join a softball team.  Don’t wear a helmet and hope for a fast ball inside.